Have Lunch With Samuel L. Jackson, Support Alzheimer's Association
That's right, Samuel L. Jackson is holding a contest to benefit the Alzheimer's Association. It's up to YOU to write a 300 word monologue of virtually anything, apparently, and the most popular one on Reddit will be read by the same guy who got rid of all those gosh darn snakes on that gosh darn plane. Oh, and you'll get to have lunch with him in the UK.
Everyone should do this. That's not even a whole college paper. Get to writing you young Shakespeares, you.