17 Reasons Why Being An Adult Is Great
1. First and foremost... Mardi Gras.
2. Bedtime is when YOU want it to be.
3. Want to make peanut butter oreo cupcakes for breakfast?? You can! YOU ARE FULLY CAPABLE.
4. You'll make sure to put water and soap down first.
5. You have the chance to spin a wild tale of where babies come from for today's youth.
6. Disney World for kids:
Disney World for adults, a.k.a. YOU, SIR/MADAM.
This be the Grand Floridian hotel. More about that here.
7. Scary movies only keep you from sleeping for 3 days, rather than 287.
"Sorry, I wish I had time to listen to everyone's problems but I just remembered that I have to drive far away, top down, with the wind blowing my hair back as if Nature herself were combing it." - You
9. And speaking of which, you don't need mommy and daddykins to travel to places like Cappodocia, Turkey. A.k.a. Neverland.
10. Big words as a means of seduction.
"I'm yours." - Literally everyone you talk to. Literally.
11. Not wearing pants is all the more glorious as a fully grown, tax-paying member of society.
12. You're usually the one pushing.
13. You can get in and out of Ikea all by yourself.
14. Sangria. Because sangria.
15. Pretty much cocktails in general.
16. And BEER FLOATS. YEAH... BEER FLOATS. Delicious recipe here.
17. HBO. The Neverland for adults.