Why Corgis Are The Best: A Case Study
I'm here to make the case that Corgis are the best ever. Through a highly sophisticated analysis of the evidence, I intend to show you the truth, and the light. Gentlemen, I will make you believe.
Exibit A: Like us, they have struggle when it comes to looking at themselves in the literal/metaphorical mirror (in this case, literal but you get the idea).
Exhibit B: They can make a rescue jump so dramatic it deserves its own soundtrack.
Exhibit Adorable: This is about as ferocious as it gets.
EXHIBIT DEE: Their facial expressions are in no way ambiguous.
Exhibit E: An uncanny laser focus proves they might literally be the most obedient animals on the planet.
Exhibit wha the whaaaat: Their maternal instincts blast through special boundaries. We could learn a thing or two from the corgi's disregard for special boundaries.
Exhibit fluff: No one loses interest as adorably as a corgi.
Exhibit Swag: They come prepared.
Exhibit HEY NOW: They may try to be bad, but they're all talk.
Exhibits Hocus & Pocus: The evidence strongly suggests a presence of witchcraft, which is terrific.
Exhibit OH, COME ON: Like, c'mon.
So there you have it. Corgis are the best. Ever.