Top 10 Reasons To Be Happy (or Sad) The Election is Over . . .
Facebook can once again get down to its raison d’etre: Stalking your friends
Wearing red or blue is no longer dangerous
President can get back to being leader of the free world
No more political ads!
Cocktail party talk turns to less explosive topics
Donald Trump can go back to being Mr. Celebrity Apprentice
No more missed episodes of Parenthood
On a serious note: The country can go back to working together towards a common goal, instead of being divided in favor of one candidate or the other. And ...
10.a. The end of another election is Proof Positive once again that democracy works! A successful election where the nation elected a president in a free society is something to celebrate.
We have to put away our patriotic garb until the 4th of July
No more emails from Beyoncé
No more phone calls from The President
The end of Zogby Polls on David Letterman
Jason Sudeikis won’t be appearing as Mitt on SNL anytime soon
Significantly less chance of Eva Longoria re-tweeting us
Living in Ohio no longer makes you special
No more Debate Drinking Games!
Significantly less likely to run into The President at a pizza parlor
Conversations likely to turn back to Honey Booboo instead of spirited debates about the economy and social issues. Sigh.