How To Make The Most Of This Freezing-Cold
The weather gods are apparently in some sort of disagreement. Last week some days felt like Spring-time and this week I'm afraid to open my mouth for fear of my saliva freezing to my throat and killing me. The worst was when I forgot to take the garbage out this week and only remembered at 7 in the morning (of COURSE). With trash and recycling, I waddled like a panicked ape to the curb, cursing the 20 degree weather. Needless to say, I'm not totally thrilled about the weather.
BUT--alas, we cannot change the weather. We must simply adapt and push ever onward.
Expand your artistic side and think outside of the traditional snowman.
Forget snowball fights. Let's have an all-out WAR:
Throw snow at a puppy:
All right, some of you who haven't GOT any snow, but are still freezing your butts off, are probably like this:
But FEAR NOT! Even if you don't have snow, you can still get through it.
Like this little girl, who decided to take out her winter frustration on her sister with a can of silly string:
Or this guy, who exploited his friend's fear of bugs for body warmth:
Don't just make hot-chocolate. CREATE IT.
Put on some music to transport you somewhere warm:
Get creative with all that layering:
Commit a random act of kindness and bring a crossing guard something warm to drink:
And if ever you find yourself at a loss for how to endure these unpleasant bouts of frigidity, keep in mind that at least you're not doing any of this (probably):
Or this:
Or this:
And maybe just a little of this:
'america
