20 Lines Of Wisdom From Cartoon Characters
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for
jerks. -Calvin & Hobbes
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. -Homer Simpson
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue. -Dilbert
The world bores you when you're cool. -Calvin & Hobbes
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If people were meant to pop out of bed we'd all sleep in toasters. -Garfield
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand. -Homer Simpson
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. -Dilbert
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. -Calvin & Hobbes
Deep fry it. -Garfield
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. -Homer Simpson
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. -Dilbert
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. - Calvin & Hobbes
A little ego goes nowhere. -Garfield
You don’t win friends with salad. -Homer Simpson
If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you. -Dilbert
Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic
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Never leave your food dish under a bird cage. -Garfield
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When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. -Dilbert
It's only work if somebody makes you do it. -Calvin & Hobbes
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. -Homer Simpson
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